All that I have

It is taking all that I have to not eat this guacamole like a bowl of ice cream.

Since

I don't smoke and drinking is frowned upon at work, this is what I have for stress relief.

2 cups.

We like it strong.

So.much.

How can I even look at all those emails when there is so much I NEED to Google?

Awesome.

Fingers crossed I'll be asleep by 9, its wonderful.

Even with...

These ratings on, my day has been crappy thus far.

Gone forever.

90 minutes of wasted life. Thanks Kumar.

Wench

Thanks Mother Nature.

Good.

The bottle is empty. It was a good night.

Granny.

So much gray. When did I become so old??

Yes, yes I did.

I purposely chose this movie because I want to see it.

Come to mama.

Guess who got a treat for being good at Wal-Mart?

That much.

The amount of deodorant that was on my shirt all day and didn't realize until I took it off to put on jammies.

Working hard

Head set & American flag, you know I'm serious.

Who could say no

to striped knee highs?

Cannibalism

My youngest is so sweet.

Bottom of the bag

Why do I even bother to pack these  in my lunch every day.

If you were my note pad...

Just to the right of my mouse. At least you'd be a boob level.